Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor. Get tape back from puppy. Remove scissors from older dog's mouth. Open box. Take puppy out of box. Remove tape from older dog's mouth. Take scissors away from puppy. Put presen...

// Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transportSpitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lotPointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas petMalamute + PointerMoot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matte...

// He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep" the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Wel...

// Letter to My Pets:When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and co...

// The Top 20 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers-- Source: David Letterman Show 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. T...

// Why Dogs Are Better Than GirlfriendsDogs love it when your friends come over.The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.Anyone can get a good-looking dog.Dogs like it when you leave ...

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// A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and...

// Subject:  pet peeves from the dog Pet Peeves from the dog's perspective:1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everythi...