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How to Wrap Presents with Doggies in the House

  • Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
  • Get tape back from puppy.
  • Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.
  • Open box.
  • Take puppy out of box.
  • Remove tape from older dog's mouth.
  • Take scissors away from puppy.
  • Put present in box.
  • Remove present from puppy's mouth.
  • Put back in box after removing puppy from box.
  • Take scissors from older dog & sit on them.
  • Remove puppy from box & put on lid.
  • Take tape away from older dog.
  • Unroll paper.
  • Take puppy OFF box.
  • Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as it "helps".
  • Let puppy tear remaining paper.
  • Take puppy off box.
  • Wrap paper around box.
  • Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its mouth.
  • Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.
  • Take scissors away from puppy.
  • Take tape older dog is holding.
  • Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog & sitting on them again.
  • Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another spot.
  • Take bow from older dog.
  • Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.
  • Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.
  • Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.
  • Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
  • Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
  • Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while puppy tries to eat pen.
  • Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away.
  • Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.
  • Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what good helpers they are.

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