Police arrested a New Mexico woman, Shari Walters, 53, after she tried to poison her roommates when they discovered she had been having sex with two German shepherds and called the cops on her.

One news source described Walters, pictured above, as “Gollum-esque.”

So here’s how this all went down, according to a complaint filed with the local police:

– One of Walters’ two roommates says she caught Walters lying nude inside a shed on their property having sex with her dog, Spike.

– The two roommates are brother and sister.

– Walters then admitted to having sex with both her roommates’ dogs “many times.”

– This caused Walters’ male roommate, whom she was dating apparently in addition to nailing his dog, to break up with her.

– The three people then had dinner together the next night. During dinner, both roommates noticed their food tasted different. One roommate stated that the water wasn’t very clear but drank it anyway.

– Walters then asked her roommate, “Aren’t you going to eat?”

– Walters attacked her and admitted to putting rubbing alcohol (poisonous) in both roommates’ water, as well as toilet bowl cleaner (also poisonous) in their food.

– She stated she did it because she was upset the male roommate broke up with her after she was caught doggy-style.

– The male roommate stated he was worried the dogs would contract diseases he was aware Walters had.

Some good news though:

Walters is in jail, charged with aggravated battery, cruelty or extreme cruelty to animals, and assault with intent to commit a violent felony.

A veterinarian at the local animal hospital said both dogs suffered only minor injuries from sex with Walters, and that any disease Walters may have been carrying couldn’t be transmitted to the dogs.

Both roommates are receiving medical treatment due to the ingestion of the toilet bowl cleaner and the rubbing alcohol.